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Ironic euphemism for brazen betrayal

Swapan Dasgupta

There is a small minority of Indians who grew up in cities and hill stations where the British influence lingered for a decade or two after Independence. Of them, there must be another lot that developed a liking for the oh-so-English fudge — an extremely rich confectionary made with sugar, butter and milk with a light flavouring of cocoa or vanilla or even chocolate.

I have always preferred the fudge to either lozenges or toffee. There is nothing that gives me greater pleasure than landing up in a quaint English town or a village fair in the ‘Shires and buying a small packet of creamy fudge from one of those sensible ladies who run those quaint tea shops. It is one of those simple pleasures of life — as worthwhile as re-reading an Agatha Christie whodunit on a holiday.

Unfortunately, life isn’t all that uncluttered. Like the perfectly innocuous terms ‘gay’ and ‘queer’ that have been misappropriated by determined crusaders of ignoble causes, fudge no longer conjures happy images of innocent childhood. The term is more commonly associated with a sleight of hand, deceit and manipulation. In the age of innocence, this fudge would have been shunned; in today’s world of cleverness, it has become a political attribute, a byword for canniness.

Take the battle of figures involving Minister for Railways Mamata Banerjee and her predecessor Lalu Prasad Yadav. In her intervention in the Lok Sabha on July 9, Mamata revealed that Lalu’s claim that the Indian Railways was in the pink of health with a cash surplus of Rs 90,000 crore was worse than an eyewash — it was a fudge. “One cannot talk about the income and skip the expenditure part,” Mamata told the House, “after spending Rs 28,200 crore on account of the Sixth Pay Commission award for two years, we are left with a cash surplus of Rs 8,361 crore.”

It is a misfortune that the significance of this scandalous revelation by the Railways Minister has, by and large, escaped the political class. What Mamata was alluding to wasn’t a minor miscalculation or an accountant’s error. She was suggesting that her predecessor wilfully misled both Parliament and the nation. Worse, her revelation of the true state of railway finances pointed to the fact that the Budget has lost its sanctity and that official statistics are fudged.

The significance of the fudge is awesome. Less than a year ago, the corporate sector was shaken by the disclosure that Satyam Computer had misled its shareholders about the true state of the company’s finances. The company has been charged with criminal conspiracy, its auditors have been sacked and its chairman is behind bars and may well receive a stiff prison sentence. If Lalu is guilty of concealment and misrepresentation, it follows that his offence is no less severe than that of the hapless Ramalinga Raju. If Raju is prosecuted for playing havoc with the money of investors and banks, does Lalu and, for that matter, the Railway Board get away by fudging the accounts of a corporation funded by the taxpayer? There cannot be different sets of laws for the private and public sector.

Nor does the buck stop here. Lalu was a member of Manmohan Singh’s Government and was repeatedly praised by the Prime Minister for his remarkable performance. Surely the Prime Minister now owes the country an explanation? So far he has been silent.

Fudging, it would seem, is fast becoming a national preoccupation. In suggesting that the fiscal deficit of India stood at some 6.8 per cent of the GDP, Finance Minister Pranab Mukherjee need not be charged with Laluism, but he was certainly guilty of inexactitude. The figure, as he well knows and as do economists, is only a partial representation of the true state of public finances. If non-Budget items such as the deficit of States, oil bonds and fertiliser subsidy are added to the list, the real fiscal deficit is likely to approximate between 12 and 13 per cent of a falling GDP.

The implications of this are staggering. It means that the Government is bequeathing to the country a debt burden that will haunt the present and the future. Yes, there is a law enacted in 2003 that makes it obligatory for a Government to pursue the path of fiscal responsibility. But the Government has unilaterally waived its own responsibility for following the law — on the ground that exceptional situations warrant exceptional remedies. This means that there is very little faith in the Government actually carrying out its commitment to lower the fiscal deficit in the next two years. If the monsoons don’t come up to expectations, the profligacy with public finances will continue merrily and be justified.

The issue is not so much whether or not the Government has a right to pursue voodoo economics. That privilege cannot be taken away from an elected Government. The more important question is the ethics of selective revelation, bordering on concealment, what in everyday parlance is called fudging. If you doubt what I am saying, just correlate the official claim of a negative rate of inflation with the soaring consumer price index.

At one time, particularly after smooth public relations professionals started regulating the flow of information, many Western Governments were charged with being a hostage to spin. In India, the quality of non-cricket spin is still amateurish. But we have moved to a higher level of political management. We are now a nation driven by fudge.

What a shame, it isn’t the real thing.


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Bullet Who makes these Fudge ....
By ramuk on 7/15/2009 7:28:53 PM

I think media has joined in fudge making in bigway. I know one media channel and its primary anchor so charmed by Lalu, sung continuously. But in India , we love figures , not ground realities. Lalu played with it and Manmohan is playing with it. Remember taking interview for Secy posts. What a farce ? A secy puts in 30 years to reach secy level and PM needs 15 minutes interview to choose his secys. This was lapped up by media.

Bullet Take the (fudged) figures with a pinch of salt
By Kushal on 7/13/2009 10:26:10 PM

Fudging the Railway Budget is bad enough, but the big suspicion that is lingering in educated young men is whether our Inflation figures are also fudged!? If inflation is so low, why are we buying Rice for around Rs 33/- a Kilo? Are we really developing at the rate that the government projects? Our PM promises 9% growth, will that be real or fudged!! Too many questions. Thanks for your article, we now know we should take those figures with a pinch of salt ;-)

Bullet tall tales and spiked brilliance
By Agrasar on 7/13/2009 9:20:33 PM

I remember being disturbed by the way the former railways minister was feted by all and sundry, what with the tremendous accolades conferred upon him by the most brilliant IIMs(the institution and its inhabitants) and the illustrious Harvard. Not one person of consequence asked a simple question, if the quality and qunatity of manpower, tracks and other resources is the same, how can the results be so drastically different?

Bullet Fudging and fuming
By Jitendra Desai on 7/13/2009 5:10:55 PM

BJP with 116 MP's should go on exposing such misdeeds in side and outside parliament if they want to make a come back in 2014.Budget presented by FM is sure sign of economic chaos and indebtedness.Pranabda keeps on quoting Mrs Indira Gandhi on economics, the lady who took the nation to a total bankruptcy during her regime.God save the nation from such economists.

Bullet fudging, hmm..
By Amoghavarsha.ii on 7/13/2009 4:11:24 PM

A mamta says a figure, gupta accepts it readily, because he likes it hearing those numbers, so he writes off>>>fudging Gupta did not explained are proved, weather mamta has fudged or not. because, any accountant knows that if there is surplus in last year, it has to be brought forward in the present year. So, who is doing proper accounting. mamta or llalu. Also there is some independent bodies like CAG, etc., who do audits, why r the not reporting / revealing.

Bullet Lalu & railway
By Atma Gandhi on 7/13/2009 11:47:07 AM

Public Institutions need to be more honest and upright , hence people at their helms, fudging data & accounts should be punished more than Satyam's managers.

Bullet good article
By v.N.Seetharam on 7/13/2009 8:55:45 AM

Swapan's balanced yet painful revelations aren't going to make a dent on the pitiableand amoral political culture here. another comment by Aamit Bhaduri also is pertinent. Is it ever possible to politically eliminate the Lalus, Baalus and Rajas who have had a field day under our Honorable placidly bovine PM and Sonia who is occasionally dancing to the tune of another coreographer of monumental corruption Karunanidhi. These are collective looters and the electorate has little impact on them .

Bullet THE FUDGE
By LN RAO on 7/12/2009 10:51:34 PM

Swapan,
As a retired Defence officer with abundant love for my country, I also dream, like millions, of our country having real rule of the law,excellent politico/administrative systems in place, informed voters and vibrant democracy (instead of the sham one we have),full accountability etc. The degeneration that our generation actually witnessed in the last 40 years or so holds out no hope. But we need people like you ringing the clear truth,and that in elegant prose. Keep up the good work,

Bullet the fudge
By gouri on 7/12/2009 6:42:17 PM

As always with Swapan,how true . The Govt. that is continuing to rule,will do nothing
about the fudge unless there is a public outcry of volcanic proportions. In this country
there is one law for the Raju and another for the Lalu

Bullet The Mega Corruption
By Amit Bhadhuri on 7/12/2009 3:22:57 PM

Lalu minus corruption is impossible. There has been mega loots through the railways/Lalu and IT/Baloo and alot of it must have gone to congress to win EVM manupulated congress win. Congress used Baloo and Laloo & Co's stealth money to win the election and I can assure to 1.15 billion citizens of Bharat that nothing will happen to any one of them. By the way after the election why BJP has gone so quiet about $1.5 trillion Indian money in swiss banks. Swapanda please raise this issue also.

Bullet Ironic euphemism for brazen betrayal
By Hilda Raja on 7/12/2009 2:21:57 PM

Both Manmohan Singh and Lulu are answerable and need to be taken to task for misleading Parliament and the people.As Swapan Dasgupta has rightly pointed out if Satyam's Ramalingam Raju and his brother are under arrest and now put to lie detector test for the fraud committed against investors what about the same being extended to Manmohan Singh and Lalu for fudging public accounts of a Public Sector and taking the nation for a ride?In fact the latter is more grevious.

Bullet Raju compared to Lalu
By Suraj on 7/12/2009 1:57:41 PM

Thank you Swapan da, for so nicely explaining the fudge in layman terms. The very question of Raju of Satyam and Lalu for Indian railways striked me when I first heard it on the media, in DP here. What should be course of action against Lalu for having created such a fudge? How should the opposition treat this ? It's high time for the opposition to seek an explanation from the Prime Minister and take strict actions against Lalu.

Bullet fake
By Indian on 7/12/2009 9:50:42 AM

We are a nation taken over by fake people- fake government, fake judiciary, fake babus, above all a fake (gay) media on the payrolls of a fake govt.cry India cry....

Bullet Whither Fiscal Responsibility, Outcome Budgeting and Harvard Business Cases?
By Mukunda on 7/12/2009 7:30:44 AM

I too simply adore the English fudge like Swapan Dasgupta does. But how is it possible to fudge the Railway Budget so blatantly with all the railway babus around? Time for a Parliamentary enquiry

Bullet policy of inexactitude
By ramikumi on 7/12/2009 4:02:14 AM

Mr Gupta writes so well and I would be practicing less than inexactitude if I were not to say that his column is the main attraction at DP. But then the ultra liberal UPA government has shown itself to be conservative with the truth for its existence so whats the point in bringing up something that is the main differntiation. Sometimes I even wonder if the people of India have use for truth.

Bullet Spin OR Fudge???
By Vijay Gupta on 7/12/2009 1:56:32 AM

You spin the story, the way you want; however, on the other hand, you fudge the figures the way you want. Lalu was fudging showing the Indian populace that what sort of jugglery he can play, and how he can make fool of everybody. Oh, my God, all IIMs were amazed, and even Harvard was inviting him for his brilliance after what he had done for Bihar. The poor guy having thought that he will again be the Railway Minister, and will again be fudging the figures till everything disappears.

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